Okay, please tell me why this show has rabid fans. I can’t find it online or any way to start from the first episode, but my god is it popular. And from the outside, it looks like nothing but a bunch of cameras following around a bunch of surgically altered waitstaff. Is there more to it?

Right? My cousin was looking at them and flipped out. He literally didn’t think clothing could cost that much. I think he spent $100 at Mark’s Work Wearhouse instead and got something perfectly serviceable.

I live in a Canadian city that last winter averaged colder than the surface of Mars (Ottawa: also has fewer fun avant-garde cultural offerings than Mars). For the first two years I lived here I wore a size 4x massive hand-me-down puffer bought at Costco. Last month I spent $6 on a trim navy wool number with a hood,…

For women this manifests in expensive cashmere coats which have neither buttons nor belts. 

How is Korea different in this regard from anywhere else? My cousin decided to upgrade his look with a new designer puffer coat, and nearly expired from sticker shock when he realized the ones he was looking at cost more than his car did. 

Goodness, no. Buffalo Bill is so basic.

Thank you. I am here to serve.

Hey, I’m free in February and everyone hates me already! I mean, why wait?

He would look more approachable.

She honestly should have hired Hurley to open the show. Can you imagine the press? And Hurley can still wear the dress.

If his name is Ray Kelvin, why is the brand called Ted Baker? WHAT DID HE DO TO TED????

It’s Karl Lagerfeld. He’ll just switch to human skin. 

Does ANYONE truly think he “writes” anything rather than fingerpainting in his own feces on the iPad?

Come on. It is ENTIRELY possible for a man to get away completely with beating his wife and neglecting to provide financial support, and have it have not the least impact on his business. That is the absolute business model for an awful lot of American capitalism.

I’ve worked in all kinds of cafes, and I did once see a guy thrown out of a Starbucks for watching porn, thank GOD. Waves had a guy who sat there watching porn all damn day and they never did anything. I bitched about him on Twitter once, he visibly started, shut down his computer, and left. Guess he follows me.

This has been a paid announcement by the Butter Lettuce Farmer’s Association, who is definitely not over by the romaine in the produce section with spray guns of e. coli.

The fuck is a jukebox musical?

Do you think these women have values higher than appearance? 

“In England they have sixty different religions and only one sauce.”

Dude also visited Portland, Oregon and was horrified by “ANTIFA violence”. Dude should basically never leave his mother’s basement.