Is this even in question? It’s been happening for decades. The only shocker is that it appears to still be occurring. 

RIGHT?

You left out his book. Critics loved it, if I recall.

It still exists, but now it's in the comments, run by commenters. 

Soon, that will be Ivanka’s job Every DAY!

A bath should be exactly as long as whatever you’re watching, and boo sucks to the roommates who want in.

One word: CARMILLA.

Forgive the copypasta:

Because he operates like a gangster, and he has undoubtedly promised them the Earth. And he will screw them over, same as he has done to everyone, his whole life. I can’t wait till he fucks over Roger Stone, because Stone will flat out kill him.

Actually, that’s probably enough. There have been many articles about how cheap it is to buy a spy nowadays. In the old days they wanted mistresses in the South of France and private planes. Nowadays they want a snowmobile and a week in Tijuana. You can thank the erosion of the middle class and the stagnation of wages…

His name literally shortens to Jawohl. I’m just sayin’...

Now that personal homes are being commercialized, that will change. There WILL be a fire at an Air BnB that results in multiple deaths, and that will change everything.

You wonder why they didn’t watch that accident and think “Hey, I found something that can smash down walls” which is a good thing to have in war.

At what point have you edged past the line from being cautious to being invasive?

Come on, the very first thing Trump did was take a call from Moscow.

The real food is Not At Bella’s House, duh. LOOK at her.

I can’t even imagine who would pay money to look like that. She’s like an Ice Capade Hooker.

It must have been a decade ago that Christopher Hitchens did six thousand words in Vanity Fair on how easily such machines are hacked. And the SAME MACHINES are still being used.

I’ve been a polling clerk in Canada, and we use paper ballots, and it’s easy. If you want to systematically steal an election, voting machines are the way because you only have to hack the machines once. They do all the rest.

I’ve got a terrific recipe featuring castor beans, ideal for serving to Donald Trump, but it takes about three days to make.