Yeah, but a relationship takes bonding time, and Assange has appointments from dawn to dusk. 

Yes, I have heard some things. Unfortunately the last person I knew who was trying to expose the system just got sentenced to prison time. I’ll be more careful than he was.

Yeah, good idea, I think I’m going to have to. I wish there were just a switch for “Get your freaking algorithms out of my experience” but there isn’t. I miss serendipity on Twitter, too. Algorithms. I never thought I’d hate them but I do.

I’m so glad it’s working for you. For some people it can be a miracle. Good luck with your recovery!

He never will, watch. I doubt he’ll be imprisoned unless things go very much unaccording-to-plan, but if he does end up in prison in the US he will never get conjugal visits. For one thing, he’s not married. 

Suboxone is amazing. I have a friend on it and she says she’s focused like she never thought she could be. She’s written three business plans in two months.

My favourite story of this sort of thing was a guy who thought he’d experiment with moderation, bought a bottle of Scotch and poured one ounce. A few hours later he got up out of his chair, smashed the now empty bottle, and declared, “The experiment has been a failure.” Went back to complete abstinence after that.

In all honesty, the weather is a shit-ton better at Balmoral than it is in Toronto. 

Yes, congrats to Clover. So great to see places that allow their writers to freelance elsewhere too. 

It’s a thing, and in India at least it’s not considered a bad thing. I wish we were more like India in that specific regard.

I’m very glad she’s going to a non-Cali rehab. I’m working on a story about the rehab industry, and it’s jaw-dropping what it’s become. Some of the ones in Cali just let you show up and sign in, then leave again. 

Martha was one of the first people I followed on Instagram, but unfortunately I never see her posts. Instagram is using the same algorithms as Facebook now so I never see, say, Lamborghini or Dita von Teese or all the cocktail photos I like. I see all of the same fucking people I see on Facebook. I don’t want to…

They’re probably romantically connected but very possibly not “doing it.” The Ecuadorian Embassy’s interference in his sex life is why he and Sarah Harrison broke up; they would not allow her to stay overnight, and let them know they severely disapproved of sex outside of marriage.

Andrew Sullivan is the perfect example of everything Sarah Jeong said about white men.

I saw this today and want it woven into a tapestry to hang on my wall.

Yes, I’m rooting for them. 

Yes, that’s true. But Andrew himself has been accused of that in his role as Trade Ambassador. Really, they were perfect together. Why’d she have to go and spoil it with that grotty Texan?

Fergie was EXCELLENT value as a royal. It’s all very well to have dutiful people like the Queen and Princess Anne, but you need some vulgar in-law with a good toe-sucking scandal every now and then to keep things fresh. Diana knew the value of a Fergie: it’s the same principle as ugly bridesmaid dresses, to make the…

I dunno, a good one can be an excellent workout. I don’t think the decline of his looks is due to womanizing. It’s due to swapping out the weight room and military rations for golf and cocktails.

Yeah, so Nazis flying their flag upside-down are being trolled by Hitler, I guess?