Well, if he stays away from booze he might hold on to his looks. We shall see. 

Or marry her off to a “cousin” from Devil’s Reef in Innsmouth harbour.

“I saw it in a movie, so I get a pass” is hardly a great defence.

I’ve met exactly one guy like that in advertising, but unfortunately he was my boss. 

An upside-down US flag is a distress signal. An upside-down Nazi flag is just an admission that mom has grounded them again.

Yep, the Texas toe-sucker. Then, if I recall, Princess Michael of Kent had an affair with him.

In the latest interview, they called it “having a wobble.” They really did.

Damn. Randy Andy has not aged well.

Awwww, so many greys who will never escape. Awwww. Well, there’s always Voat.

I don’t even think Google Translate can put this into English. 

Oh, haha, cue the brittle trolls. Does mommy know you’re on the internet on a school night?

I tried for that job, and I tried HARD, but I can’t fault the times for hiring Sarah Jeong, she’s just too good. And clearly she’s not going to be intimidated by a bunch of trolls. 

Sarah Jeong is one of the best writers in the field and the Times is lucky to have her. Also, she can clearly take care of herself on Twitter. The Nazis were obviously trying to make this another Quinn Norton “ERMAGERD SHE RACIST” case where the Times would fire her. Thankfully, they didn’t. I don’t really see any…

I’m fascinated by the phenomenon of catfishing, and here she was doing it decades before anyone had heard of a chat room. I wish she’d finished that memoir.

I hope it happens. I wish the memoir had happened, but I’m sure Billy Joel has more than enough material to make a musical happen.

Me too. I own it, it’s in my storage locker, but I blew one of my free reads online at VF re-reading it. 

Oh wow, she died a couple of years ago https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/whitney-walton-obituary?pid=177872767

He was once engaged to a famous catfish (catfisher?) called Miranda Grosvenor. She would get famous men on the phone pretending it was a wrong number, and then would just charm the pants literally off of them. Her real name was Whitney Walton. https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/1999/12/miranda-catfish-movie-199912

I couldn’t tell you. And sports bras are cheaper than real bras anyway. They had the money for the gym, which was not the cheapest gym in the land. They could have found the money for the sports bra.