Wait, does being a natural redhead absolve you of suspicion? Cuz that was some busted colour she had.

He literally was the best actor in that series other than Alan Rickman and Maggie Smith.

Oh honey, get back to me when you learn to drink.

That sounds like rather a non-story. “I wrote this thing, I put some stuff in there, and I have absolutely no idea if it remains, but I’m going to cast shade on the people who took over the project from me and paint them as possibly-but-probably-but-maybe-only-maybe transphobic.” She has no idea if they killed the gay…

There’s a “reporter” for the far right in Washington whose work I’m pretty sure is being written by someone else. I know, because a) years ago I used to see her writing, and there’s no way this is the same person b) she confessed to plagiarizing from me with the old Ruth Shalit copy-paste. She may not be doing the…

Things seem to be better now, but in the early 2,000's I’d get asked to make coffee a lot. Like, 30% of my meetings. I’d always say I didn’t know how, and then some dude would have to do it. Once I did this and my bigmouthed friend said, “But you worked at Starbucks for seven years!” I looked daggers at her and said,…

Oh, I was once given a Pay-to-Play offer to break into National Geographic as a journalist. I knew it was a scam from the get-go, but I wanted to see if I could string the guy along, so I sat there taking notes through the whole thing, got his business card, the whole nine yards. Then I said, “Well if you check out…

Depends if you think their mission is to deliver the truth or to train Millennials to accept that their grubby little lifestyles are their own fault.

There’s a fairly staggering amount of fudging the numbers in financial advice columns, particularly those which are anecdotal “case study” articles. It seems to be a given in the field, the way EVERYONE in marketing on Twitter is having a #blessed day, best customers ever, etc etc.

She still has a career in entertainment, too. 

Hitch them to the wagons!!! Best of both worlds.

I took a Greyhound bus across Canada. You think dealing with YOUR kids is bad. Try dealing with the kids of the other 60 people on the goddam bus. 

Yeah, British Vogue is the most social of all the Vogues. They hire a lot of people for good breeding and good connections.

That Vogue piece was some bizarre word salad.

The Oath Keepers still exist? Fighting for families I see -- oh wait, fighting families. Right. Gotcha. These fucking incels.

No, it doesn’t work that way. Starbucks just hires good people and trains them well. If you really think nothing special was happening, try ordering a coffee at Tim Horton’s instead. You’ll see the difference.

No, I have an issue with you being an apologist for rape culture.

This comment is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

“That said...” everything after that is a diversionary tactic. Know when to stop before you become That Asshole.