“Matcha Bros.” Honestly, all they need is a jingle by Mumford & Sons to be whiter than a mayonnaise-and-mashed-potato-on-wonderbread sandwich.

I hope they don’t get molested in prison again like last time. 

She’s actually closing it because of a very legitimate and very important lawsuit from the serving staff. They said the majority of the income of the restaurant was from special events like premieres and private parties, for which a mandatory 22% service charge was levied. And not one cent of that found its way to the…

Holy shit! That’s some Steve Madden bullshit.

And in my experience, any man who uses the word “babygurl” is trouble, and not the fun kind.

“The idea that women would design liveable spaces that worked for their inhabitants is sexist.”

You have a much greater expectation of male sexual self-esteem than I do.

Well, no. They’d have to actually be in the regiment for that. Just some nice Utilikilts or something.

They axed it “based on performance” when it performed poorly because people were boycotting it. Also, it’s ugly, over-priced mall crap.

Just put ‘em in kilts. Problem solved.

Exactly.

Fair point.

No, it really doesn’t all stem from that. There are people out there who are claiming that she and Bourdain were tight till the end, and that Harvey Weinstein had Bourdain whacked a) as part of an Illuminati NWO plot b) to intimidate Argento into shutting up. 

That is a LOT of words for someone who doesn’t deserve a tweet.

AND although she didn’t use the woman’s real name, she did make sure to include enough identifying characteristics that other people would recognize her. Seriously unprofessional.

Bone spurs.

Assassination, also, has a great tradition in the annals of the monarchy.

Not to mention Ladies’ Nights exist because they get men laid. These men are not focusing on the long-term goal.

So much this. I’m in Ontario now, and it’s like they’ve never heard of anything but IPA and Stout. I was at some pub that was vocal about their support of the local craft beer scene, and I looked at their list and 13 of 15 beers were IPA. Jesus fuck, people!

Yes, I know. But all of the other sites only have value because they started on Gawker.com. It changed the face of our culture. And that’s all it’s worth, less than some fancy cars.