Nobody who wears those pants outranks ANYONE on this planet.

Things are SLIGHTLY better in Canada. I know a woman who won a lawsuit against a restaurant that fired her (she was a waitress or hostess or something) for showing the other employees her nipple ring in the break room. There was a hidden camera there, and obviously she didn’t know about it. Nobody but the managers…

Is that on the Snaafi Dancer level?

But they’ve already shed most of the writers. 

I’m going to be a bajillionaire!

Holy shit. $1.35 million for what’s left of Gawker Media. How the mighty have fallen. 

Thanks!

And everybody else.

God, I miss Sam. Where is he now?

I’ll be here shutting the lights out once the corporate overlords shut it all down.

There are coaches who pretend? At the world level? That’s an adorable thought, and you hang on to it as long as you can.

Born on third and you think she hit a triple.

That should be in THIS article, which says the opposite.

Not to mention she’s literally mostly made by plastic surgeons now.

Congrats on your recovery. The sole good thing about the treatments for Hodgkin’s is that your hair becomes awesome after it grows back.

Me too. The widow seemed to completely believe him too, and she was obviously Going Through Stuff, so I didn’t talk to her about him, but holy shit. Holy shit. I know lots of bipolar people, and they’re not actively evil, but this dude is.

Real Melania.

I don’t know what goes on in the heads of cancer fakers. I’m a survivor myself, and I know a guy in Vancouver who’s been faking cancer for about ten years now, except now he’s added Parkinson’s, so he can fundraise for a high end gaming system “To maintain my hand eye coordination.” I’ve reported him to the cops, I’ve…

I think the real dividing line is between those who have the brass to ask for and get freebies and those who don’t. So now I’m off to twitter to see what almost 14k followers can get me. I’m in Ottawa, not the Bahamas though, so the best I’m expecting is a 24 of beer and some cheddar.

13,000 followers makes you an instagram model? I must be a Twitter “influencer.” Where’s my freebie Bahamas vacation for four???