I know many wine marketers and consultants. They’re lovely people. They have come up with some staggeringly bad ideas among the many good ones, but none of them have come anywhere close to something this awful. 

Selina Gomez has a new gig?

Oooh, I know the name Billy Tran. Thanks, this is very interesting.

Elon Musk owning Clickhole would be some kind of dangerous stream-crossing Inception bullshit. Which is to say, he might just go for it.

No, nowadays you stay “young” as long as you can afford fillers and the estrogen flows naturally. 

“Fanny” means bum, not vag.

Fair enough. It may have always been there, but it sure is ascendant compared to 20 years ago when I used to visit.

Everyone at the Special Projects Desk deserves a Pulitzer, but has been walking around with a target on their back since the one they did about Corporate Overlords.

“Some old barriers have dissolved to nothing in recent years—between fan and reporter, between artist and fan, between reporting and publicity.”

It IS low, but his big market project went bellyup after years of development, and the production company is probably the most valuable thing he owned, and he only owned 50% of that. It might have been undervalued deliberately to keep a ceiling on the inheritance taxes, it’s true, but the greatest asset they had was…

Interesting.

Well, yeah, but I’m not talking about “compared to a century ago.” A century ago, the KKK was all over the west coast. I’m talking about compared to 20 years ago. 

And then there’s Jennifer Grey, whom NOBODY has recognized in at least 25 years.

It’s so sad what’s happened to Portland. It used to be a wonderful hippie town. Now it’s incel central and full of Nazis. As far back as Occupy, we had issues with the group from Portland and their fascist bullshit.

Yes, let’s be specific: Less feminist than the 90's. In the 90's, stars were not afraid to say they were feminists: they were afraid to say they were not.

You think he can read?

He is to the royal family what guys with entry-level Harley Davidsons are to the Hells Angels. 

Well, you can’t say they’re not totally on-brand. These are exactly the guys that women avoid at bars.