“I can tell you this: We are putting out a damn paper tomorrow.”

You know what? I used those exact words a few days ago on Twitter, got suspended “for 12 hours” (I’m still suspended), bitched about it on Facebook, and then got suspended there. You will, absolutely, be reported by multiple accounts, some bots, some merely subhuman Nazis.

How can you tweet when you’re reloading?

It’s true. The kids that I work with in activism don’t believe me when I say that the 90's were more egalitarian than now, but it’s true. We have really lost rights in the West, particularly in the US where fundies have had a huge impact on government and law.

Always works for me.

Honestly, truly, if there was ONE American who believed in the Second Amendment, Trump would never draw another breath. There has never been a greater threat to the constitution. And yet he lives.

Kumbaya drum circles will not change the world. If they did, Occupy would have been enough. Last year I learned to shoot. This year I guess I need to get tot the border and help people over it.

Meanwhile, Milo is actively calling for journalists to be shot. 

PopSugar is extremely well-funded and there’s no excuse for doing this. Interfering with their affiliate links and replacing them with your own? That’s nasty.

And Dynasty!

I PROMISED myself I’d stop asking you to marry me. You’re lucky my resove is so stern.

I want that woman’s job.

It looks really compelling, but hello, this is Nazi propaganda. 

Dude. Have you never seen men’s figure skating? 

Oh my god. I’ve been hearing about a lot of shit doctors lately, but this is just mind-boggling. Why do such people become doctors in the first place? This is actually worse than that Jeremy Irons movie.

When Monopoly is just too socialist.

Smart girl, and just like a Canadian to speak up about it, too.

A thousand times this. 

Miss Manners once got a question about how to eat potato chips with a knife and fork. She almost lost her chignon!

No, but I’d buy him dinner AND drinks if he had.