Well, there’s research and there’s research. I pet-sit as a sideline, and every purebred of every breed I sit has health issues. Giant breeds more than others. St. Bernards are lovely dogs, but thanks to breeding for the show ring they do have tons of problems. 

Saudis don’t know how to be accepting to women without being literally patronizing. The whole “chivalry” thing is how they relate to women. I’m not going to fault them for trying; they simply don’t have a code for males to interact with females in a business or non-social occasion, because according to Wahabiism,…

Don’t buy, rescue. This, THIS is what produced the adorable puppy you buy from a puppy mill, or from a puppy mill laundering their puppies through Craigslist or the like. And for the love of god, neuter your pets.

Apparently she has been in the weed business since before it was decriminalized, too. So, rather ironic.

How’s your foot?

A few years ago, they also detained a young boy who cut through a block of US territory to complete his paper route, as he had done for the past couple of years. They held this poor kid at least one night in jail, for doing his paper route! No wonder journalism is dying.

You need to make a tumblr, RealRaptorsHaveFeathers.tumblr.com. It’s not a movement till you have a Tumblr and a hashtag.

That Gwyneth and Brad thing had me flashing back to the 90's for a sec but then I was like, nope, this is 2018 and we can’t have nice things anymore.

Well, it’s not as good as Pink’s “Sober.” What the fuck was up with that ridiculous intro?

Madonna, controversially tacky? Where are my pearls, for I must clutch them?!

And by “Neoliberal” you meant “Fascist,” right?

Hmmm, maybe I should try out.

The Island is indeed on salt water, but it rains buckets Every Single Night. It’s a tropical rainforest. Fresh water was never going to be a problem.

It wasn’t just a show of love. It was to track those kids so the government couldn’t “disappear” them. This is the world we live in now.

They weren’t exactly making logical decisions, if I recall. One dude was standing there, in the pouring rain, babbling about locating fresh water. And bitching about the rain.

One of the Mitford Sisters said, “I love my children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.”

Yeah, but that’s not what these are. Pocket doors save space. These are huge and invasive even though they’re sliding.

Did I get you in the Feels, incel?

They suspended me “for 12 hours” yesterday for tweeting a suggestion that we shoot all Republicans into the heart of the sun. Obviously it wasn’t serious: budget cuts mean NASA doesn’t have the money.

Alive was hilarious. I remember watching it when the location was the west coast of Vancouver Island. All these “survival experts” spent the first day “securing a good source of fresh water.” Oh my god, people IT FALLS FROM THE SKY fresh water was never, ever going to be a problem. I think three of them bailed the…