Leprechauns would have some bomb green and gold palettes and glittery make up.

I’m comforted by the fact that Dornan clearly LOATHES this entire enterprise and Johnson finds it utterly laughable. Seriously, when you watch their acting he looks like he’d rather be having his teeth pulled and she looks like she’s going to break out into giggles at any moment.

You can’t have a happily ever after without a baby.

(and can I throw in I HATED that line, when Ana-whatserface sees the plane; “you own this?” YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT! DO NOT MARRY SOMEBODY WITHOUT A DISCUSSION OF ASSETS! But see, having this shit revealed is “romantic.”)

He does not hold a candle to Nihilist Arby’s.

Youve obviously never been REALLY thorny.

You can’t fuck a cactus, that’s why.

He’s right, but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to smack him for making it so obnoxiously. And I’m sure fashion means a lot to some people whether it truly matters or not. Anyone can be saved by anything, regardless of how insignificant it is.

Was it really such a twist that the president is evil Morty? As soon as a Morty candidate was announced, my brain automatically went to Evil Morty.

He’s a detoxified Morty.

“The election got these yellow shirts more riled up than a picture day Jessica.”

The answer is: don’t think about it.

“One things for sure, you all don’t have to worry about Cowboy Morty talking. This little cowpoke’s going to mosey up on out of here.”

“Maybe you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables!”

I don’t know why, but “I thought I was Left-Handed Morty...” gave me the biggest laugh of the episode.

Oh man, are you the commenter who eats his own shit? You guys, you know he eats his own shit, right?

That’s what I was saying. And this season has had a few decent contenders, too—with the premiere and “Pickle Rick” being the other two obvious choices.
When Roiland and Harmon talk about making this season perfect, I definitely see episodes that are tight as can be, but “The Ricklantis Mixup” takes that to a whole…

Call me Noob Noob, because this episode had me like, “God... DAMN!!!’

the news team being all slightly more fucked up versions of the same Rick was a good gag.

Really delivering on that ‘darkest season yet’ threat huh?