its okay to be that person, you are most likely correct.

ACCURATE

I didn't want to go there, but goddamn. This was the first thing I thought of. He's acting like a fucking troll too though, so I don't feel bad.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

Why even have the window down if you don’t want to be bothered?

i approve.

We didn’t have senior prank day. We had senior skip day. I being the odd geek that I am decided I was going to be the only senior to go to school on that day. Reverse rebellion? Anyway. My teachers were all so tickled that I came in and helped them clean up their classrooms (something they apparently did every year on…

None of them really do though. Scott’s genes must be of the super variety.

She doesn’t take after her mom, does she? Kourtney’s kids don’t look very much like her.

oh godddd I hope it’s a hoax

I have to say that what I really like about it is that it doesn’t feel like a PR pile-on, it feels like it comes from the heart.

This is the first time I have ever said this and I do not say it lightly:

She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.

Wait a sec. If states are not able to get the seven drugs typically sourced for execution through traditional means, and are willing to get hem from non-traditional sources.......

You’re a star in my eyes

I have no idea why, but somehow that made me feel an incredible amount of pity for Paris Hilton. Which, if you're wondering, is a VERY weird feeling. I require vodka to process.

Blue Jean Baby, LA lady, artificial tan

Wow, she really is entering her Miss Havesham phase, isn’t she? “Look here, Pip: these low-cut Frankie B jeans accompanied me to many a society soirée in days gone by. I was the toast of the ball. Everyone envied me. I danced and danced. I looked so pretty in them. Here! Here’s a photo of me. Do you think I look…