The only reason this bothers is me is because of the inevitable stress this kid will have over caring for aging parents, long before that would normally happen. My mother was 41 when I was born, my father 42, and now in my twenties I am already beginning to worry about the innumerable problems that come with caring…

Not a fan of folks weighing in on the birth by complaining it sets a bad example for society, it has icky overtones of “the proper role and place of women” to it. If it’s so important that births not happen over the age of 60, then make an age limit for Viagra prescriptions as well.

Well this is just more of what we already know, the real selfish people are those that want kids no matter what, Not those that don’t want any

It’s the weirdest shit. Social media didn’t even blur, it straight up killed the already thin line between reality tv and real life. Now people act like they’re running fan campaigns to get the storylines they want. Let’s dictate what Chrissy and John should be doing in their own life today. Let’s decide for ______…

My best friend got invited to the wedding of a niece of the owner of her fave Indian restaurant. Now that’s being a regular!

Well done, staff of Dominos. Just goes to show ya, there are actually a lot of decent people in the world, even if it might seem otherwise sometimes.

“These social media fiends that like to tell people how to live and run their lives all need a strong dose of reality. You follow the celeb to watch their life, not dictate it.”

Maybe Kylie can date, and get impregnated by, Wiz Kalifa while Tyga moves on to Amber Rose and impregnates her, thus completing the cycle of fucked-upary.

I was always meta-amused by La Boheme, where Mimi sings these beautiful arias as she is dying of a debilitating lung disease.

It reminds me of those velvet burnout slip dresses the dELiA*s catalog sold around prom time in the 90s.

I’m not grooving on the dress, either. Not sure why....

I had assumed this column was satire. My bad.

Not loving the hair, Tay Tay. Not. Loving. The Hair.

She has memorized a lot of buzzwords but she doesn’t understand them. During yesterday’s tirade she said, “The oppressed take on the role of the oppressor,” immediately after spewing several racist slurs and then she piled on a few more for good measure. Banks only understands racism as it negatively impacts her, she…

It was always the fridges that blew my mind. We never had enough to eat as kids so I couldn’t believe there were people with such amazing, well stocked fridges.

Up until Lemonade, Destiny’s Child Beyonce was my favorite Beyonce. This is so incredibly adorable.

Did you know that Ursula Andress and Harry Hamlin have a son together? Dimitri Hamlin and he’s 35.

That picture was taken within a year of her death in the midst of a failing liver. 3 car accidents, a lot of booze, and a morphine addiction take their toll.

She had a really rough life :(

Hartigay= Hargitay, no?