Hold up, I got a better one:

I like her, probably because I think if I were rich and famous I’d be nearly as awkward and insufferable. I was a theatre kid, and she’s exactly a theatre kid who grew up and became successful.

Can someone file a restraining order against the HaterHive? They are truly a menace.

Illuminati

Ah yes, sorry. Must’ve had too many Vodka Diet Cokes today.

Mel sex and a baby to deal with? Hard pass.

That’s what we’ll do on the dance floor. At the wedding. That we aren’t invited to :(

And they are cousins! For many kids your cousin is your best friend (until she steals your doc martens at least)

I came here fully expecting Normcore to be some form of boring porn.

can’t everyone just wear a black fucking shirt everyday please?

What does a bay leaf smell like? Nothing.

Whoa.

All food is finger food if you’re Bobby.

That was an especially funny burn by Gervais at the Globes. “And now, the only person Ben Affleck hasn’t cheated on - Matt Damon”

We all know Matt is Ben’s soulmate.

Kesha’s Mom was the one that announced the gift first.

Exactly. I’m not even a Taylor Swift fan, but the crap and criticism she receives is getting ridiculous. I’m sure, with legal fees, that $250,000 must be VERY helpful right now.

Yelling on Twitter, duh. And I think she said something at a concert maybe.

It’s a weird, weird world we live in. I’m sure it’s a well-meant gift and one much needed for legal bills. However, it is so odd to me that we are at the point where press releases about goodwill gestures and gifts have to be issued or else the public and peers will accuse you of being a false friend or bad feminist…