Omg I feel you so hard. My mom and I designed a jean jacket together when I was around 10, complete with an iron on decal of a (what I thought at the time was) beautiful black and white cow, finished with pearl puffy paint. I was an overweight girl in a small Catholic school and well, the jokes made can be easily…

I learned this lesson the hard way, when in the 5th grade, as a very dorky and very overweight child, I wore a vest with tiny printed cows on it. I paid a very deep social price for this knowledge.

I’m starting to think this masterpiece might have been dumb luck.

Yeah, I’m not a fan of her music, but she’s got some pipes!

Except Nye’s not saying race doesn’t matter in society nor dismissing the grievances of POC. It’s a STFU to white supremacists.

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else