Maybe you should stop being silly.

I took a quick look on Zappos and they sell size 14 women's shoes. They're also very good about returns.

Interesting that you only picked women with breasts implants and long straight hair.

The way you phrased that is weird. They identify as women, thus they must be women? What it I identify as a dolphin? What if I want to start identifying as a man but continue to live the way I do now? Can I identify as a man even though I have a vagina and breasts and dress like a woman?

she gets choked in her videos?

If you come see me at work you'll get a free show

I do not booboo

Isn't there bathroom porn available for free?

Next time I will garnish my shot of 151 rum with a clean tampon and pink umbrella. Is it manly? Is it feminine? Am I just a drunk?

Death by fireball?

I actually drink exactly this if I'm not sipping hard liquor. I feel kind of emotional having found someone who knows the beauty of fruity vodka in diet coke.

I saw you say you weren't accusing me...and then you accused me in the next sentence. You said you got the sense I was assuming everyone is like me (read: racist). I guess we will just have to agree to disagree. I don't think all people say racist things privately, but I have overheard many do exactly that.

As someone who only drinks vodka, rum, or whiskey, this would really upset me. Fruity mixed drinks aren't good for my waist line.

And before you tell me I just must live somewhere really racist, I have witnessed racial jokes and epithets being used all over the place. I've visited Canada, Mexico, and over a dozen states in the US. I have yet to visit a place where nobody made ignorant jokes ever.

Dave Chapelle, Patrice O'Neal, Katt Willams, Carlos Mencia, Sarah Silverman, George Lopez, and many other comedians have based careers on racial humor. You can huff at me and accuse me of being racist or only knowing racist people, but a lot of people make racial jokes.

An Emily Goodhand was found, but she said she had never heard of Dean.

Dean, you are no Hasselhoff.

I don't think you understood my post. I'm not at all saying Bieber saying nigga is the same as a black person saying it.

That bit about Shakesville at the end I fucking died. A+.

Um, I didn't say it was. I just don't think racism and racist jokes are "not normal behavior". It might be bad behavior, but it's hardly abnormal. I remember a few years ago when Paris Hilton was still around some private videos of her using racial epithets and making black jokes were leaked. People acted like it was…