When I started dating my husband he was living with his brother. It was a REALLY REALLY hot summer, so I was generally walking around in tube tops and shorts. His brother told him I needed to start wearing more clothes because it was hard not to get turned on. He was being completely serious. He asked him to ask me to…

The fact that he's a straight family man in real life but was so adept at portraying Chris Keller AND Elliot Stabler...this man is a great actor!

Naturally, I wanted to be euphemistic in case anyone with hyper-sensitive unmentionables was in ear shot. Imagine the utter calamity if we involved frank discussion of engorgement of the southern anatomy in all of this.

I constantly hear people playing little violins for all the restaurant owners and their thin profit line. The guy who owned the restaurant I used to work for and all of his brothers were fucking LOADED. They didn't come from money and they all had several expensive cars, mansions, and young, thin girlfriends and…

Those visible bra straps! Making men feel all lusty in the pants region! When I was in high school I asked my teacher if we would have to ban flip-flips and all open-toed shoes if someone in our class had a foot fetish. After all, we don't want anyone getting distracted by lustful thoughts, right? She sent me to the…

Mariane Pearl is multi-racial.

Yeah, exactly. I totally understand not wanting to go to the hospital after a rape. Poking and prodding me for evidence after something like that? No thanks. But something like this they would just photograph her bruises and take a statement.

For serious. On a semi related note, isn't it funny how classy = high class? Can't I be classy? I'm in a class too! It's the Taco Bell eating trailer park living class, but it's still a social class.

People. For example, there was a girl who went to my high school who was always wearing the priciest fashions, her dad got her a limo for prom, her parents bought ten pages in the year book and filled it with glamour shots of her, etc. She thought of herself as the Audrey Hepburn of our town because she was slightly…

Probably right. From now on we should only call her Reese Whiterspoon. It suits her.

it's very possible her publicist does request that they only refer to her as that.

I don't blame you. A lot of misguided people honestly think black men are inherently more violent or rapisty than other men. How can you not be glad the story won't add fuel to the fire?

Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about this. One of my good friends is black and she's always joking about "colored people time" and shit like that. I would never tell her, "omg that's racist and you stop it right now!" It is racist. But a white woman telling a black woman she's not allowed to joke about black people is…

I hate it when people act like there's one particular way to look black or white. Jennifer Beals, Rashida Jones, and Halle Berry are all half white, half black.

I'm sorry, what do black women look like to you?

Why is it okay to make fun of a man about his lack of facial hair, but it's not okay to mock a woman for having a mustache? It's not acceptable just because it's Bieber.

Why bring mental handicaps into this? You sound like a grumpy man screaming at kids to get off his lawn. People use slang. Get over it. And don't shit on disabled people while you're at it.

Really? Are you sure you're understanding it the way it's said? I grew up in a crappy area and bougie was said about people who wore designer labels, acted like they thought they were upper crust. As in mocking the fact that this person envisioned themselves to be so above everyone else, when in reality they were more…

I'm American and I only hear people say "boo-jwah-zay".

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