He goes down on me while I grab his hair and stroke his eyelashes.
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I thought you were joking so I looked at the column. Why would she even suggest they sit together when she knows he's in first class? Did she think he would upgrade her seat??
You left out the part where she gets upset that the old crush didn't take her up on her offer to sit with her in coach class (because she doesn't understand how airline tickets work, evidently?) so she goes to the bathroom to give herself a plane facial and masturbate to his rejection. It's badly written, but she…
A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.
I'm a redhead. Let me assure the jerk who wrote that ad a redhead will NEVER put up with any of that shite. so you can give up on that dream. We redheads pride ourselves on not taking any crap from men. Period. That's why we have the rep we have. It takes a special kind of man to deal with us and you fall way…
Emotional manipulation and violent tendencies? His ex girlfriend apparently has a restraining order against him.
Looks like somebody needs his very own robot girlfriend.
Spend more time around unpleasant men. You'll find them quickly enough.
thank you ninjacate! and sorry about the double post... i think this was actually my first-ever post on jez (i've tried before but had some trouble with... disqus? or whatever it was.) but anyway so i must have done something wrong.
wowwwww. yeah, what hermionepond said above. i read jezebel every day and it make me think and look at things critically and differently, and then islam or muslims are mentioned, and comments like willa's and mscinephile's pop up. as a headscarf-wearing, brown, religious muslim woman raising two children as muslims,…
I GET TO USE THIS IMAGE AGAIN I AM SO EXCITED
It seems to me you are saying "nothing material, including stepping back and saying you won't do business with the atrocity-committers anymore."
If it were me, I would eradicate this practice and punish any and all person willing to rape and abet the rape of the children involved. But according to you, this makes me an evil, insensitive, western woman. Won't someone please think of cultural sensitivity!
This happens every time I say this. The mere suggestion that Muslim women might want to be the arbiters of their own freedom, or empower themselves on their own terms is just TOO MUCH for some people.
How about LGBT Ugandans and their straight allies waging their own struggle - with folks like me and you SUPPORTING, but not dictating their tactics?
The Ugly American technique is counterproductive - especially since we're talking about a law written by White American conservative lawyers and imported to Uganda.
What…
Muslim feminists should be the leaders of their own movement, not well meaning Western women who insist they what's best.
Yes, Muslim culture and the entirety of the experiences of Muslim women, as a whole, is exactly like the ONE example you've given.
And since we treat women in the U.S. so well (EYEROLL), we know EXACTLY how to "help" them.
Poor Muslim women - they don't even know they're being oppressed. As long as we have white…
No one is saying those things are good, but what I do think we as western women need to do is listen first and that step always seems to get skipped. Maybe they do want help dealing with those forms of oppression. Maybe they have already figured out how to deal with those specific issues, and want help with something…
This reminds me of this awful article some student at my university (white) wrote about her experience in Uganda. It's not totally related, but it's hilarious how oblivious some people are. http://www.dukechronicle.com/articles/2013/…