That's a new one, and pisses me off. What the hell is wrong with condoms? And why does every woman have to be on birth control or just fine having unprotected sex? UGH.

Country boys raised in old fashioned homes. I should clarify, I would never want to date them, and I judged this aspect of them very harshly.

Dude. I'm asexual, and I get it. Just think about it for a few minutes and I'm sure you'll understand.

Okay, so I did actually work with a large number of dudes who included me in their guy discussions. And several of them admitted that they would not call or go out with a woman that had slept with them on the first date.

Huh. Maybe you get adjusted? I probably get a headache three times a week.

....After that I think I need some weekday drinking.

The commercials are largely lies. Emotionally, I'm not any different. I guess I'm maybe slightly more irritable, but just imagine it's like a headache.

With that attitude the answer would be :all of the time. They are shut out 100% of the time until they show an interest and genuine affection for my lady parts.

Still won't make my boobs smaller.

There's an internet curse that says if you're writing about grammar or English, you will make at least one typo and/or obvious grammar error.

""Butthurt" actually originates as a paraphrase to the action of receiving pain from getting anal sex. "

...I absolutely abhor the phrase 'butthurt.'

A lot of people work full-time and manage to do a-okay with a young pet. If they've got their time management down, it seems really judgey for other people to tell them that they 'don't have time.'

The donut one sounds kinda traumatic as well. I'm just saying, adding sugar down there is a recipe for a yeast infection.

The dog was eight months old. It's very common to not spay a dog till it hits first heat, which can happen a lot later than that. A collar can get pulled off or lost as well.

Please, somebody have tried any of these. I want to know what disastrous thing happened. Can we run a special "I tried this cosmopolitan sex tip and now my boyfriend won't get close enough for me to spray him with Hot Tamale Spray. I think he has trust issues."

cosigned. Those outfits look like trip and fall disasters anyway. I'm impressed more people don't end up on their ass.

....it was.....

actually, that just happened with John Green as well. He was asked to step aside in YA. Funny enough, they cited him promoting YA literature written by women as one of the reasons. So much frustration.

I just saw the author of Cinder speak (she just finished tour for the most recent in that quartet Cress). She's hilarious, and I love her 'take' on science fiction based on fairy tales.