When you gotta go, you gotta go.

You'd have to be mentally unstable to use THAT thing.

It doesn't really have any defining features, so the men don't have to be gay. They just have to be psychopaths.

That lead GIF is going to find its way into Oppo at night one of these days. I am not ashamed to admit that I might be the one posting it.

A. Herbie?

Technically I did nothing wrong. I gave him back something that belonged to him after he dropped it on the ground.

I've thrown a still-burning cigarette butt into a car before. It made it into the footwell, forcing the driver to stomp it out and ruin his carpet.

Here's the Streetview of exactly where the incident happened. Maybe we can find the truck parked outside of the killer's house if we all look around.

I live near there and I'm going home this weekend. I'll try to remember to keep an eye out.

Classic Mustangs are not supercars! There are a few other muscle cars toward the back, too.

Marta is fun for people watching. Just keep to yourself and act like you're used to it all, and make sure to sit in the aisle seat with your bags in the window seat next to you.

13 hour flight to Germany with a few friends. Somehow, I ended up separated from the two of them, stuck in the very middle of the plane, right behind a wall which made my monitor hard to reach, (since there was no seat in front to be looming over me) and between the least social passengers ever. Luckily, the guy…

You're alive, but stress is unhealthy. You deserve an IPA. Maybe even two.

Yeah, it doesn't help that the cars are both black. If there's any damage to either one, it blends in too well. In either case, though, he's an even bigger douchebag for not stopping. Anyone reasonable would at least get out to check their own car, but this guy obviously had no intention of doing so even if he ran…

I'm sure that was a major contribution, but it's hard to imagine they didn't touch at all.

You sure he didn't hit the Volvo? There's a loud click like plastic on plastic exactly as they're at their closest.

Actually, that's not where the name came from. It's a character from Popeye.

Well, he does. Unless his birthday and/or the day of his crash happened on a more important day.

Did you know the Kia Sephia (that's pronounced se-PHIA) was based on the Mazda 323? That's interesting, right? Ok, with that out of the way, feel free to vote for the Plymouth/Chrysler/Dodge Neon that's probably winning some autocross event as I type this.

The bigger mistake is that you can hear the pickup's driver saying "That was totally my fault." Admitting 100% responsibility when, even with the video, the court COULD have decided otherwise. Not saying he had much of a chance, but whatever chance he did have was thrown completely away by those five words.