To each their own, but I actually found my dad's first-gen Focus to be super comfortable. Of course, it was a 2003, so earlier than that facelift. I wonder if the interior was changed at all? I mean, my family once drove from Atlanta to Detroit and back in it, and even in the back seat I wasn't complaining. Not saying…

A modified 240sx. A road trip means lots of driving in lots of places. A car that looks like this, specifically with out-of-state/country plates, means constantly being pulled over whether or not you're actually violating any laws. If you want to actually get anywhere, you cannot be in a cop-magnet like this.

Yes, but it didn't even get down that far luckily.

One time I kinda had to pee, so when he got to my window I acted really frantic and then wet myself. He felt so bad and let me off with a warning, even though I was doing 25 over. Was it worth it? Hell yes. At that kind of speed, I'd have gotten a pretty pricy ticket for sure.

#4.... Please tell me everyone is okay. I know I've watched people die on Jalopnik before (That dismembering hagwallah crash, for one) but at least that time I was warned....

I am in love with those taillights. I mean holy shit, something about them is incredible. Just the way they work into the bodywork even though they're styled as if they shouldn't.

I know one of the hiking trails in the Great Smoky Mountains has a pickup truck trapped among the trees with a plaque about how it was the first recorded crash in the park, or something along those lines. Whatever the story is, no one ever bothered to move it and it's been there ever since. I suppose that's a…

The Terex Advance cement mixer. One of the heaviest and hugest vehicles on the road and it only seats one person. Also for sheer looks it's the craziest.

She'll be waiting in Istanbul.

Oh deer, that's going to cost big bucks to fix.

The truck is the one that merges on top of the car, though.

Always assume that everyone else is heartless. Call 911 yourself and be sure to stop. The reason is that it's safe to assume other people WILL do those things. It's an assumption so safe to make that everyone makes it and effectively, no one calls it in or stops to help. It's better to have multiple reports than none…

So wait, both this version AND the modern version forgot about how Myrtle is supposed to be ugly?

Um. Obviously I am aware of that. If anyone isn't, it's you.

I get a prize, duh. Haven't you heard?

I would GLADLY sacrifice my car to save a person. If someone's not going to stop, would you rather they hit the rider or another vehicle?

This is insanely old. Like a few years old. Why is it on the front page?

My high school's bleachers came from the 1994 Atlanta Olympics' baseball stadium.

Well for one he's in the passenger seat. And two... that's not a dirty look. He's just noticing the camera and looking at it.

I do think it was staged, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.