This is really hard. So far, this is all I can find with the same-ish side windows. It doesn't feel quite right, but it does match up decently...

Didn't a motorcycle make it from Japan to the US after the tsunami? Seems much easier for this thing to get dragged over to China from Japan. So that's my bet.

The point is that the witness is more concerned that her kids can't play in the nice weather than that somebody died.

I'm going to runt over your ask, Burner.

There's no such thing as too far. It's "too much, but not enough" that looks bad. I have an urge to attach a couple fake reindeer to the front of my (conveniently red) car and then wrap the whole thing in tinsel and lights and whatnot. At that point, it's so overkill that it's cool.

This is something I thought of a while ago and if you have any idea how to make it actually happen, DO IT. Nothing sucks more than turning onto a street, going for miles without seeing what the limit is, and then getting pulled over or finding out you were going 10 under or something. So why not put the limit with the…

I thought "Sign and Drive" was a Volkswagen thing.

Front wheels are supposed to be turned to roll toward the curb. The way it is now, it would swing wide into traffic and the back wheels wouldn't hit the curb at wide enough of an angle to hold it still.

The Civic has his wheels facing the wrong way, too. This should teach both of them the proper method.

Dune buggies are more like this. That's a sand rail.

How did he know there were wreaths in the back seat and that didn't clue him in that it isn't his car?

Exactly. It would be one thing if there wasn't so much wasted space, in the best parking space too.

There's a Mexican restaurant near me where a guy with a scooter works. Every single day, he parks in the closest parking space. Instead of, you know, next to the building, on the sidewalk, anywhere that a moped can legally go... So that space is always off-limits to the customers in cars which can't park on the…

I've seen this already.

I've seen this already.

xD If someone does steal it, I won't be too fazed... Unless it works perfectly and I never think of anything else.

Whoa... Actually, if somebody did exactly what I said with an original Beetle, then just called the piece "The People's Car," I would be willing to bet it really would go over well. Hmmm.....

Paint it entirely white. Windows, tires, everything. Just bright white. Then leave it in a room full of Sharpies and tell visitors to sign it. Then call it art and sell it to buy a working one.

I'll take the Vanquish if they don't want it.... Just scrub it down and tow it to random parking lots and pretend I drove it.

Do they have to be on the roof, or does the trunk lid work? #firstworldproblems #ihaveaconvertible