Oh my god, and it's the pigs, too. xD

Let's get him a one-off Power Wheels replica of Caswell's car. :D

Porcine. That's what kind of animals pigs are.

Yeah, I don't even know why I've been defending the Porsche from the beginning, but this is definitely not what it looks like. It's just... it's not.

Same. I also want pictures of the Porsche involved. And I want to know which one it was. And the Delta Wing better be there on Saturday. I'm supposed to see it race in person... It's not supposed to wreck before I'm there. What a jerk that car is.

"unmanned missile he ended up piloting." What?

But... It's illegal to drive with an open alcohol container.

Looks kind of small, actually. Maybe an S10/Hombre.

Nailed it. I don't know what it is about it, but something just doesn't look Ranger-y. Yet this is spot-on.

The few times I raced with Group J, I was no less than one lap behind the second-to-last car. Aside from a few joking cheers as I awkwardly finish the race alone, no one was ever a dick about it. Jalops are already nice about this. :)

My mom is worried about my car not having airbags. Now I'm glad it doesn't.

Survey the damage? It looks like he only got out to see if it's too late to hide the license plate and flee.

Yeah, no working third brake light. Watch them at the beginning. They get a bit dimmer as soon as it starts to roll backward.

This is old news.... I'm not trying to make a joke here about it being from the '70s. I mean, this video has popped up in Oppo on and off for months. Maybe years.

Can you send me one of the seats from it or something? You know... for science!

Again, Mr. Romney?

This is why I want to be rich. Most people would splurge on a nice Gallardo or a simple Corvette. I can't blame them. Everyone wants a flashy sports car, and I'm no exception. But if I really had the money? I'd sooner import something like this Toyota Will Cypha. Hell, I'd fill my garage entirely with…

They built it, huh? Sort of like how I totally rebuilt my Mustang when I changed the oil.

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to drive...

It looks like Marilyn Manson's cheekbones.