Make a big deal about everything. Pretend it's like you're watching some TV show or something, only instead of "Holy shit, that truck just exploded!" it's like "Oh my god, that guy almost cut off that other guy!"

There's already a video at the source. Not sure if it's embeddable here, but just so everyone knows...

I'm not gonna lie; the Volt is a good-looking car. I would definitely drive one if I had the chance. But it's still... just a car. It had YEARS of hype before it was even released, and then when it was... Well, it's just your average sedan. Sure it's a hybrid, but all that really means is... it's just your average…

Sharp rusty metal behind the passenger's head, and the driver gets to wear the helmet?

That's a screenshot of their website. You can configure a Cygnet and everything. I'm pretty sure it's a real thing.

Cygnet! Definitely. There's just no question about it.

Yeah, I know. Just joking around.

If you look closely, I think he's on the hood. Not sure though. Maybe.

Easy. A Mercedes-Benz Sprinter Jetvan by Becker. Lots of space, even more comfort.

I'm definitely building one of these as soon as I find a team. And I'm pretty sure I'll do a nice job with the hacks. :P I mean, my bike has a locker shelf basket thing, a fender made of Mountain Dew cans, and a reflector from the street. Total cost: $0. Buying that stuff professionally made would have been around $50…

What is his definition of an artist? I'd say that car looks like a Jane Austin or something. Writing is art, too...

They better stop at the heavy fashion statement cars.... For all we know, they're killing off all of their cars in order to make more shirts.

He had way more than enough time to react.... I noticed, hey, there's another guy entering the track right now, with more than enough time to scoot two feet to the right.

Crap, good call.

I think #10 is the Mercedes 230E. Just judging by how Top Gear said they're all over the place in Africa. Not sure what the other lines would mean, though...

Oh, awesome! The Airstream definitely does count, as everyone's said. Very beautiful.

I wish I could think of anything better to ask, but what car/s do you drive now?

Yeah, definitely. They should use those electric FedEx trucks as a platform for buses, or something.

Warning: Pointless rant ahead.

That's how I see it as well.