I thought the worst way was just throwing it. But okay.

#2 is the WORST. That said, I've only ever been a spectator so I can't vouch for any of the things that piss the owners off (though I can imagine them, and they suck). I just remember this one time when I was little, my dad bought me a disposable camera to take to a drag race. Before it started, I noticed a pink Nova…

It's nothing new and it's very relevant. Remember Tyler Shipman, for example?

Ah, I don't blame you. I was pretty shocked that it wasn't the first answer.

Toyota Previa, easily. It must have been inspired by an egg.

Agreed. "Oh my god James is gonna- oh, no, he's okay. Time to laugh at him."

But now it's shaped like a dog's nose moreso than usual, I think.

I can already tell that the hood scoop is hideous.

Well, there's the rest of the Foxbodys.....

Foxbody #2.

I spy a foxbody and a late 90s/early 2000s model. I wonder how many other new-ish ones there are.

If I got to spend a week there, I would without hesitation. There's gotta be enough stuff to build at least ten running cars. I'd focus my attention on that red notchback in the first picture. Mmmm....

When did you go to school, though? I'm currently a junior in high school. I don't ride the bus anymore, but I did three years ago, which I'm guessing is more recent than 90% of Jalopnik readers. In fifth grade, something started leaking on the bus and making the engine steam up, and the driver- who was a total bitch-…

Sickening. How can people possibly think that throwing all those cars away is the best option?

Why is everyone praising the driver so much? Yes, she's the hero of the story, but she's no different from any other bus driver.

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OH MY GOD YES!! Best. Announcement. Ever. *bows down to Wert*

Unfortunately, I was never able to make it run.

Lose the wide gap under the hood scoop and ditch the wing, and it actually wouldn't look awful. It would do much better in black or red, though.

That's why you'd need to try to secure it so the weight is distributed evenly.