But I thought those were all done independently, after the dealer. D: I feel crushed.

No, I get what you mean. I was just describing what the cars are like around me since you came off as curious, or something.

Ah, that's nice for you anyway. Here, it's all big sedans and big SUVs. There are few minivans, less than half as many wagons, and about ten times as many crossovers.

They will stay cool, though. It's not like I think minivans will totally replace them. I'm just saying that nobody particularly liked station wagons until they were dead. Nobody particularly likes minivans, and they're about to die. So far, it's the same exact story. I'd be surprised if it doesn't end the same.

One day I'll be helping my grandson restore a 1999 Dodge Caravan. He will have it because it will be cool, then, in the distant future, because crossovers are killing the minivan. Station wagons used to be the go-to boring family car, and then minivans came and took that away from them. Now, classic wagons are always…

Here in Jawjuh we can get one a' them. It's pretty stupid.

He's holding his own phone (the camera) against the back of the steering wheel, actually. He only takes it off when the Magnum crashes. He's not "trying to keep it in frame."

I dunno, though. I don't think they would bother to literally measure the force being applied, so it wouldn't be surprising if they cut corners and tied it to revs.

Well, it's not like his car was worth any more than that ticket would have been.

He's holding a camera in one hand and stating what the Magnum is doing- which he would be noticing and thinking on his own whether he was saying it or not. If you take one hand off the wheel (while driving automatic) and just say what the car in front of you is doing, the level of distraction is too small to consider.…

It's nowhere near the same level of distraction. It's only about the same as talking to your passengers or eating a sandwich. Texting is that times 500.

Yes, but not half as much. I mean, it only takes one hand off the wheel to film. You still have perfectly normal sight.

They do! D': That birthday party... Oh man...

When that one guy in #1 said "I was normal." I finally lost it. I felt sorry for the first girl and angry at the second guy, but this guy is just a whole different level of awful. I hope they don't get worse...

Nothing can compare to real life. I would have suggested this one if it was a PSA, but it's not. It's far more terrifying because you can't even hold onto the belief that it's staged.

He should have lectured her on how her Prius was made and where all of its electricity comes from.

I guess I see what you mean. :P Whatever.

Not scary at all, but it really really really hits hard on an emotional level. This at least deserves an honorable mention.

It doesn't have to literally use tapes. Are digital ones called something different?

It's not like they can change the name. Guy Fawkes already has dibs on rhyming 'remember' with 'November.'