Okay.

There's just something about the front end. There's too much space under the grille. And then the whole thing is just... I don't know. But I hate it.

CP. I don't care how rare it is or how fast it is or how award-winning it is. It's ugly.

I totally forgot about those. Still, I wasn't all serious. If anything it was a joke.

It's different for every car, of course. The most recent major facelift is the "new" one. And once it's gone for good, it has three years before it gets old.

So what time is this supposed to get serious? I'm eagerly waiting for some actual damage, purely for entertainment, as selfish as that is.

What paint are you protecting exactly?

Not likely. The plastic will tear off before the wind is even strong enough to rock the truck at all.

And that's how disco died.

See? More support for this. I'm very surprised my comment was never promoted.

Really, though, does it matter? All they're saying is "It was so good that Ferrari wanted it." The point of the ad, like every other, was to persuade, not to educate.

Chrysler didn't exactly invent the minivan, though. Ford created a concept minivan called the Carousel more than a decade before them, and it was only taken down because the guy in charge at the time personally hated it. He even fired its designers, who moved to Chrysler and used a very similar design on what would be…

Which promptly froze over in what was a new ice age. The point is just that NYC flooded, and now it might actually.

My first thought was: SOMEONE BETTER SCUBA THAT SHIT.

Mid-'90s? Try late '90s. And of course it could be early 2000s as well.

I thought the same thing. At least the drunk guy had the proper reaction, unlike good ol' Kevin the cop.

I go by that KFC all the time. It's pretty cool. All of these are great, but... I seriously have no idea why you didn't take my suggestion of Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. That's been featured on the Travel Channel as the number one roadside attraction before. Really.

I like her more than those damn Diamond Dogs. Their voices were more irritating than Rarity's whining by far.

I liked Rarity from the get-go. I still don't have any idea what people have against her. I also have no idea how to rank my favorites. It's probably Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Twilight, Applejack, but they all come so insanely close that I can't say that with certainty.

Well said, good sir.