I need a car first. D:

The "The pace car is still on the track!" bit could have been cut a LOT shorter...

I suppose that's true. If only the story was more specific.

Why would they let someone with whatever medical disorder he had become a cop?

GOD DAMN YOU HAVING THE SAME BIRTH YEAR AS ME. I hope we win.

I wonder if the "good" ol' Georgia DMV will approve of one of these for me:

I've seen slower.

I'm strongly considering whether or not the extra $50 is worth it to get RNBW DSH.

That's really awesome. Milan is a strange place like that. It's 99.99999% farms, but then there's that drag strip which brings people in from all over the neighboring cities and farther (Although I probably hold the record for traveling farthest, from Atlanta, although I don't go just for the track of course. Family.)…

I guess I haven't. Oh well. I did get to see a seven-second snowmobile. That was... weird, to say the least.

People who drive Camaros don't know what a seat belt is for, though. They'll be flying headfirst out the window, so the least the car can do is add a bit of cushion.

The Milan Dragway. Also known as the one race track I'm guaranteed to be at once a year. And I missed the only cool thing that's ever happened there.

Every day when I walk home from school, I pass three fatal car/pedestrian accident sites. I've witnessed one crash not 150 feet from me, too. A pickup truck didn't get all the way into the middle lane when he stopped to turn, and a minivan clipped it and ended up sideways.

I can't believe the first-gen MR2 didn't make it! Though, I actually was the first to suggest it. And the last.... And I only said that because you brought it up..... These are all better.

Yes.

You win a free... a free thing. Yay!

Here you go, Streetside Stig! (If anyone can make the connection, which you should be able to, you're cool.)

I liked the first one. xD

First-gen MR2. Please tell me no one's said it yet.

Eagle Talon and Lincoln Blackwood do not belong on this list. Most of the others were fitting, but those two are embedded into any car guy's mind.