I bet the driver is... You know. That one race which fits that car, those rims, and that store stereotypically perfectly. I'm surprised it's not 3 feet off the ground and covered in M&Ms logos.

So keep the ones that exist now. When everyone who doesn't like cars is cleared out, we'll be free to hoon on the ground below their flying, GPS-guided pods. Or something.

I bet Banksy is the Stig. He's also Deep Throat.

I actually have massive respect for the Corolla. Every generation of it. It may just be an appliance, but I think as of right now, it's the perfect example of a car. If I had to bring one to someone who'd never seen one before or something, I'd pick a Corolla. It's nothing exciting, but by all means it doesn't suck.…

Hipster Kitty is the Stig.

Blender-powered Corvette, then. :3

BMW-powered GTR. Evo-powered BMW. What's next?

Volkswagen Beetle

Because we never got AOTD for that barn find QOTD, and that was my suggestion and Jalopnik wanted to tell me I won. :3

Actually, I don't really know much about any except the one near me in the aptly named city of Tucker, Georgia. But that's actually pretty awesome. I'd kill to see one really moving.

It's not nice at all. It beat me up and took my lunch money.

Imagine if it didn't have the cracked fender.

Because headlights.

Every time I stop at a stop light- every single time, I impatiently stare at my mirrors until at least two cars are safely stopped behind me. This kind of stuff is easily my biggest fear. Not just while driving, but overall.

Sorry, I just gave out my last one. Rotten luck.

Exactly. I wouldn't even press charges if I was put in the hospital. The only factor that could change my mind is the actual cause. If the guy was texting, drunk, or high... Hell yeah I'm suing.

I think the junkyard scene from Brave Little Toaster was my inspiration.

In winter, I unplug the minifridge in my room and stick all the cans from it in the glove box.

Agreed on both accounts. He's an incredible driver, and damn... That hair.

Now, when you say you started to cry, do you mean literal waterworks? Because I have to say, if it's really that well written, maybe I should turn writing into more than just a hobby...