I know I can drive just fine, but I don't even know what my racing skill level is. How are you supposed to find out if you don't have any proper racing vehicles? Better yet, how did you get into it, Dave?

Strongly agreed. It's the same general annoyance that comes from seeing shiny, flawless lifted trucks. There's no point in tuning a car for a purpose and then not using it for that purpose.

That reminds me of the time my mom's minivan's taillight lens fell off. We took a red plastic bag and taped it there for a few weeks before we found a matching van at a junkyard. Unfortunately, the bag didn't last that long and for the majority of the time we had little red flaps dangling around a gaping, blinding…

Gotta be a Saab. Just any Saab. I can't think of one that's not driven by a douchebag, but there's something appealing about the brand as a whole that makes me want one deep down.

With a front axle from a Hot Wheels car. Since Mattel makes both, that is a completely possible and desirable error.

I like the blue version better.

I collect these things. The spectraflame pink rear-loading Beach Bomb is the most valuable Hot Wheel in existence right now. Only two are known to exist and one recently sold for over $100,000.

Not all of them.

That's just.... Stupid.

Wait. 11 people were injured. Unless they were all just spectators, shouldn't there be a few abandoned lowriders in the parking lot? It wouldn't surprise me at all if their cars were stolen after they were shot. :P

Still, the slope made a huge difference even if nothing else did.

1996 Ford Taurus SHO. It was arguable the best fast sedan of its time, but it was only available as a four-speed auto.

Well... But... He landed on a steep slope. That has the same general effect as landing on padding. That's how people can survive losing their board at the height of their jump on the megaramp at the X-Games. And this guy even has padding.

Okay. That's not terribly hard to do. I once came across bits of plastic on the side of the road and, out of boredom, determined that a Honda Odyssey rolled over there based on the shape of the half of a grille I found and the long gashes in the road littered with beige paint flakes and glass. I guess anyone could…

I mended it!

Yes, I know. :3 It was just the first thing to come to my mind. And yeah, it is a wonderful movie.

That's not terribly hard to do. I once came across bits of plastic on the side of the road and, out of boredom, determined that a Honda Odyssey rolled over there based on the shape of the half of a grille I found and the long gashes in the road littered with beige paint flakes and glass. I guess anyone could tell it…

Nobody's said it yet, but it is an important thing.

Agreed, although I think New York should spring up a plant that makes their own Crown Victoria lookalikes.