When I first read about this I was incredibly excited, then incredibly less so when I saw the target was “wrist”. It shoulda been you, face.

“...it’s hard to imagine a player like Harden consistently and sneakily engaging in the incredibly juvenile behavior of pinching.”

I’m also kyrgios as to this recent change in attitude

*reads first sentence of article* *goes to look up Orlando in Eastern Conference standings* Oh, ok. Wow. Amazing.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

I think you just plagiarized a quotation typically attributed to Alexander Hamilton.

As an Oakland resident who is not a Raiders fan, good. I don’t want myself or this city subsidizing a petulant, “I want my new toy” owner like Mark Davis. Oakland is experiencing something of a revival in the last 5-6 years due to San Francisco basically losing its soul, and the actual city of Oakland itself hasn’t…

Hmm.. Seems PR is all about that flair and showing off a bit (which I enjoy) while they’re winning, and then turn into Bumgarner (whom I also enjoy and plays for the team I root for) when they lose. Seems like they’re partial Americans after all.

If there are suspensions, we can be sure the NBA will space them out so that two stars don’t sit out the same game.

You fight him, then.

Jason Mewes is looking a little jaded these days.

I think you might need Tommy Jean(-Paul Sartre) surgery.

I hope he breaks his arm and Randy Newman writes a song about it. Fuck the Dodgers.

why didn’t he just call a timeout?

No they don’t.

If so, then we can expect to see many young Dembeles.

Wonderteen Christian is also the name of the most dominant high school basketball program in Texas this year.

scripted by UEFA

“The top 15 times Russell Westbrook was all of us. (You’ll never believe number 5)” - Deadspin, 2017

This may finally be the issue that brings the Black Lives Matter movement and the Blue Lives Matter troll job together at last. Peace in our time.