Great! Just in time to save Dusty Baker’s jo.......

Fascist or not, if the trains in Italy ever ran on time (or at all), their heads would explode.

“Ringo isn’t the best drummer in The Beatles.”

He probably had In N Out overnighted in a dry ice container in celebration.

When asked if Kevin Durant’s departure motivated him throughout the entire course of the season, Westbrook quickly hid away a lip smudged photograph of Durant and retorted, “Who’s he?”

You keep mint juleps out yo mouth.

Must be nice to make it to the finals every year with little to no resistance along the way

Ah but you misunderstand the importance of the draw in keeping a team out of relegation.

The only way this could end meaningfully is if Westbrook acknowledges his muse, holds up a photo of Durant during the MVP ceremony after the Thunder are already eliminated from the playoffs, and says, “You da real MVP.”

Those populating the Everton defensive third, with 8 clean sheets out of the last 13 played, have also nearly single-handedly kept Everton afloat this season. This article is so bad I don’t even know where to begin.

Please stop writing about soccer.

The thing is, the IOC would never come out and charge Bolt with doping or take away his medals. He was their cash cow and their big story for the last 9 years. So for now there will be vague somethings about the “Jamaican Team” but it will always only be about one of the teammates.

The thing that makes this even more bizarre.. The Wizards were actually clawing back into the game for a little bit. They were down 22'ish early in the fourth and cut it to 12-13 with about five minutes left in the game if I remember correctly. And they’re complaining that the Warriors starters stayed in the game?

Unfortunately he can’t complete a Madison Bumgarner hat trick as Yasiel Puig is not on the Diamondbacks for him to yell at.

When I first read about this I was incredibly excited, then incredibly less so when I saw the target was “wrist”. It shoulda been you, face.

Games the scoring system? So like... The figure skating version of James Harden?

*reads first sentence of article* *goes to look up Orlando in Eastern Conference standings* Oh, ok. Wow. Amazing.

Damn the refs nearly bailed the Rockets out of this game. At one point late in the 4th the Warriors were up 11 with a 26 free throw deficit. Running at the basket and throwing your hands in the air should not be a viable offensive option when you’re shooting 25% from the field.

I’m a Giants fan but I attend more A’s games because of the cost and ease of access. The Athletics need to start spending money and getting the team out of the receiving end of revenue sharing. I think if the ownership starts to treat the team like a premium product, you’ll see people who aren’t just the diehards show…

As an Oakland resident who is not a Raiders fan, good. I don’t want myself or this city subsidizing a petulant, “I want my new toy” owner like Mark Davis. Oakland is experiencing something of a revival in the last 5-6 years due to San Francisco basically losing its soul, and the actual city of Oakland itself hasn’t…