That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

“...grouses about not having a goon.”

goddamn.

Yoko’s 25 Things could only be more Yoko if it were a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

This has stayed in my mind. It will always be there.

As a Twins fan, I’ll never forgive Devito for waiting this long to do a sequel.

She said she felt dizzy when she stood and had to be stretchered out of the hotel.

It’ll also bring in a bunch of people from Grantland.

Mayo probably has a future in coaching if he wants it

I’m just going to pretend I didn’t read any of that about Idris.

“You ... ’kay?!!!!!”

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Comfort is Russian.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

I really thought the title read plot and I was trying to figure out why the producers were being so hard on the bad plot choices they’ve made.

whatever you think of Kevin Smith he comes off as a really great, genuinely loving dad.