Now that the suspension has been made official, I bet Wideman cross-checks the shit out of it.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Fuck guns, and fuck our obsessive worship of guns. RIP Jibri Bryan, another senseless casualty of American bloodlust.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

The plural form is Plumlae.

Welp, I just woke up, but that’s enough Internet for today.

You’re both right. — Chloe Sevigny

28 years old is way too young to go out, R.I.P.

Its a fucking Sun Chip

Not sure why you would expect a robot not to use google to describe human features

Driver’s deadpan face is what sell it. I got a hunch that outside of character he must be one of those really likable guys, charming and telling the best jokes. Those are usually the guys who can best play the straight face persona (for reference, see Dwayne Johnson).

Play QB for the last two years?

Dronedarone, Cortisone, Percocet, Horse Tranquilizers. But no steroids. That’d be morally wrong.

12. Walked by Legarette Blount wearing a Boise State jersey

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Gervais just ended the show by saying ’From me and Mel Gibson ‘Shalom!’