He’s Outstanding

I like Sting but the NBA All-Star game is not his demographic at all. This is almost as bad as when the NFL had a bunch of skeletons perform at halftime calling themselves The Rolling Stones.

Just wait until Russell Wilson 2.0 is out of beta with all new language packs.

Nice shade, brotato! You are staying awoke for sure!

What Pacman meant was the scream that came from Brown’s mouth as he fell lifeless to the ground was so musical he deserves to win a Grammy for it.

I would like to petition to get “blunt” added in as an official measurement.

Good story. Need more stories like this.

What he said was, “Grape” He got hit in the eye by a stray grape.

Right after that pic was taken he began slapping at those baseballs

BUT SHE’S A GIIIIIRL! She’ll give all of the viewers cooties!

Police covering shit up so their football team has a better chance in the playoffs makes me physically ill.

In Soviet Russia, bear ride Mozgov

What, was Joe Namath too busy to mentor him?

His brain is small, like a Stegosaurus. Therefore the pain from his shoulder injury hasn’t quite reached it yet.

Told a drunk Rob Gronkowski that he plays football like a girl

I will never get tired of the Batman slapping Robin meme.

Don’t you dare get my hopes up unless you have something definitive!

Rob Gronkowski is the Sarlacc Pit

I think the organization has been punished enough by that 80 million dollar Mike Leake deal.

I’m still trying to catch up on 2015!