“We support Greg Hardy completely as long as his on the field performance makes it worth it.”

This deserves more credit than it has received.

His clock management is a joke. Tomsula taught me to make sure I have a fresh 9-volt in my alarm clock so if the power goes out in the middle of the night my alarm will still be set.

Did he pull down his pants?

Today Fred Smoot has taught me that Kirk Cousins has 1.5 pounds of pure Black Angus beef in his pants...I’m glad I woke up this morning.

I want Koetter to end up going somewhere else now.

Now post the video of a bunch of Mike Piazza dongers.

I’m up $26 on Draft Kings and I intend to keep it that way. Stickin’ it to the man!

Blame Kirk Cousins.

When it’s cold outside you just press a layer of Costco-brand instant mashed potatoes into the sleeves of your jacket to keep you extra toasty.

I refuse to even take the HoF seriously until Bonds and Clemens get in.

I want the video of Barry Bonds flipping off the camera.

I just wrote Screw Flanders on my ballot.

I wonder if KarlM alone is as lonely as his Twitter handle makes him sound.

I think this might be in English. I see some letters and words I recognize but it’s just not making sense.

Schefter and Mortensen are shills? MY WHOLE WORLD VIEW IS SHATTERED

I want to make a joke here but in all honesty...how many coaches have that kind of respect from their players? I’m going to miss old red faced Coughlin on the sidelines.

I’m not sure Andrew Luck was ever healthy this season.

I think if he goes to almost any other team it’s just not as big of a shitshow.

I don’t know. I really don’t care about this story at all.