Without that trade they might never have been able to draft Manziel, thereby robbing Deadspin of 44% of all of their articles in the last 2 years.

It’s going to look like a smart move in the short term because they become exponentially better when Andrew Luck comes back. They could have put anyone in as coach and GM and their season will look like a vast improvement over last year.

This graph does not apply to me since I plan on living forever.

You just can’t ignore the brilliance of that Trent Richardson trade.

BREAKING NEWS: “Billy” Named New Head Coach of the Cleveland Browns

I’m ignoring the Hall of Fame until they vote in Barry Bonds.

As a Giants fan I’m really sad to see him go but I think it is the right time for both him and the team.

There’s an image for everything out there if you just believe.

BREAKING NEWS: Football Cat named new head coach of the Cleveland Browns

No! Ties are the worst!!

How can we be sure that’s a raccoon? It’s wearing a mask!

All I see are dicks everywhere.

This doesn’t seem like Carl Everett levels of crazy. It sounds more like he just doesn’t understand how science works so he is rejecting the idea.

This isn’t hazing. This is just messed up.

Kobe thought he could get away with it if he used the John Cena Meme defense.

He’s just bitter because he got made fun of for having a last name for a first name his whole life.

It stands for “Anonymous”

She’s just an adorable peach, isn’t she?

“Why are we wearing white? It’s after Labor Day?”

Belichick knew there was no point in trying to win against Ryan Fitzmagic who was ready to go out there and play safety on defense and was going to run the first pass back for a pick six anyway. He was just protecting his QB’s frail ego.