By this logic, could I conceivably be holding a bottle of wine outside the window, and it would be ok?

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

Wegmans is the crowning achievement of human civilization.

We understand they’re governed. It’s incredibly inconsiderate to block both lanes of traffic going under the speed limit while you negotiate a 20 minute 0.2mph overtake because you didn’t want to be stuck behind a slightly slower moving vehicle. That style of driving just says “why did I do this? Because you’re not…

Yeah unfortunately there are a lotta cowboys out there that make it look bad for all of us...just as a few astrotards on bikes make people hate motorcyclists as a whole...

[I’m a car salesman]

I used to be a poor, who worked as a food person. Allow me to help! If it’s a small order you’re picking up, feel free to leave a buck or two, or not. It’s nice but not expected. If you order ten sandwiches for your office’s lunch, tip a dollar a meal. If you order something bordering on catering then, ask for help…

This is true. Sometimes, they’re left.

“Former NASCAR driver Greg Biffle”

It must be super embarrassing being the guy killed by the record sniper shot. You’re standing trying to organise a Gihad with no enemy around for miles, the next fraction of a millisecond you find yourself half dead and you think with the still intact bits of your brain....”aww fuck, I’m the new record!” Dead.

This is the type of answer I would expect from the typical, uneducated UFC fan. The type of answer who would overlook superior outcomes such as meteor or sinkhole under the ring.

There is only one acceptable outcome here. Right before McGregor gets knocked unconscious, he forgets it’s a boxing match and kicks Mayweather in the head knocking him out.

I was just explaining to my five-year-old son why dealerships are awful to deal with, and how much better it will be when we can just order a car directly from the manufacturer.

I HIGHLY doubt that.

Iron Maiden appeared on a TV show once, and were expected to mime their playing. In response they all were swapping instruments and goofing off as the song progressed.

This is why I go to (some) rock shows - and not pop. You know instantly if they sing/play live and if they are good or not. Yes, vocal ability, generally speaking is not as great compared to pop or r&b, but that’s not the point of rock, is it?

So, she’s nineteen and has a three year old with this guy. So she delivered at 16. He’s 22 (also quite young) so became a father at 19. But his 18 or 19 year old self was screwing her 15 or 16 year old self. Does that bother anyone? Just me, then?

That’s my face

I wish I had that problem: being underneath her.

2 out of 100 is not considered a good average though