If IHOP wants to prove they have a sole, they might consider footing the bill for a lifetime supply of pancakes for this kid.

Come in to your asylum hearing and we will arrest you. Don’t come in and we will arrest you for missing your hearing. It’s your choice.

Yeah but think of the oppressed white people! They had to deal with having a black president! Can you imagine?!?! A BLACK!

then show up at work like nothing happened.

hah once you tell your mom, cat’s out of the bag. everyone in the mom network will know, then all their kids will know, then you get ambushed at your high school reunion and held for ransom.

WTF? People seriously cook avocados?! *barfinmymouth*

I said good day!

And thus, memes were born.

Did you just ruin my christmas mr. Schreier? Yes yes you did. What’s next Santa isn’t real? Women are actually able to orgasm? Good day!

I wish I didn’t read this article. I never wanted to know it wasn’t real. My Internet Innocence died on Christmas. Sad trombone.

I’ve never seen nor heard the word “poltroon” before but it somehow describes Pai perfectly to me.

I mean, if everyone in the comments were to help out, it would be the perfect crime

He has seen a boob in person.

It’s not like Trump’s paying for his own Internet connection. Shit, we probably are. 

I am married to a free and open disgust for this poltroon.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

No, he needs be thrown out, if not arrested. He’s seriously in TOS territory to begin with, and fucking with another player’s Internet is certainl against the law someplace.

He’s lucky that he didn’t get a visit from the Feds. DDoSing someone is a federal crime in the US.

Argus looks less than anything like a Protoss outside of being blue... I mean come on.