I would have gladly given my life for any president but I will not die for this one.

I appreciate this line of thinking because now I can say I definitely wasn’t part of an imperialist mission to subjugate lesser humans but I was, in fact, in the US Army.

Have you looked at the actual distribution? The military is 54% of the entire budget (meaning it’s an even higher percentage of these 81% of the budget). Come on, kid. Do a little thinking before you try to make a point.

I would have probably been in jail and not at my sweet job if I wasn’t able to get mental health treatment. It’s not the best but it’s a start.

Uh, I don’t think Minnesota has the same geology as those parts of California. This is Donner Pass, it’s insanely steep and high altitude and you have to cannibalize your neighbor if you fuck up (another one of those weird Cali laws).

So glad I live in California. The rest of the country will be jealous of our clean, pristine Los Angeles air.

Wow go watch golf dude. Basketball is all about swag and I think we all know that

They are obviously doing this to keep Romo’s value up so some team with no oline overpays and wonders why Romo sucks behind it

of course the chargers ruined christmas

What was it like growing up with FAS? Must have been rough.

I just want to point out one thing about Stellaris: the developers have committed to releasing FREE balance patches until the game is where fans and devs want it. The only DLC you gotta pay for is extra content- all the fixes are free! I’m not trying to shill- this is the first Paradox game I’ve ever owned and I’m…

They’re obviously planning on moving the stage from Earth to the Moon. It’s the perfect cover!!!

I mean the only reason we don’t is because it inspires us for comedy so I don’t know if we’re any better

I refrigerated bread because I used to be really poor and had to stretch that loaf out for a loooong time.

I’m not gonna lie, that looks delicious

Fun fact: the Schmidt Pain Index was created by a guy who stung himself with all dem bugs

I solved it guys,

Trump is going to do literally nothing about this because he likes money way more than you do

Lol, you just had babby’s first geology class, eh?

I’m already near sighted. Send me up, NASA!