They’re both tasty! Everybody wins!

(I can’t find my original reply)

edit: oops this was for another person but I’ll just leave it here so you can look like an idiot

I better let all my lady friends know that they have penises then.

I don’t think anything about feet are sexy, but, in the past, I would get massive..uh...”tingles” when my dog licked my feet. I don’t let him lick me there anymore. It felt so awkward and weird that I wish I could repress it forever.

I always use my phone and walk so I end up doing this weird thing where I look up every 3 seconds while simultaneously reading or watching something. Probably look like an idiot but sometimes you do what you gotta do (fantasy football > life)

Uhhh, why do you say that? Maybe it’s an LA thing but everybody does that around here. e: I’m genuinely curious. It seems like using a word to represent anybody regardless of gender is better over one that must specify the gender of the person. My version of “dude” can be used for literally any human being but your…

Dumb nitpick. A lot of people use dude in a non-gendered way.

So are you made at about 1/3 of the US plus Mexico? Because a lot of places use that water. Regardless, you’re the one who has to Deal With It because the west is not going anywhere - and is so prosperous that nobody is going to let it wither and die. Have fun with that thought.

I don’t understand how eating shit is less pleasant than eating eggs or birds.

Wait, so you’re actually genuinely serious about someone walking around with a blanket to hide their face? Lmao

Uh, yeah we’re in America so let’s keep this within the realm of reality? Why the fuck would anyone wear a blanket to avoid cameras? Are you an idiot? Have you heard of a hat? There are so many damn holes in what you’re saying and inexplicably you can’t seem to add 2+2. It’s not 22. You should double that tinfoil…

You apparently don’t know how dazzle camo is supposed to work, so the picture is merely a graphic aid to help illustrate the concept. But yeah, take it as an insult and act like an internet badass, that works, too.

Have you no sense of decency?

It’s not a new concept.

The World Bank is one of the most fucked up organizations ever. They basically exist to fuck over third world countries and turn them into corporate property. Basically facilitates modern day banana republics.

Your example is not even in the same ballpark as the highly bullshit scenario you describe at the start of your post. They absolutely cannot detain you for wearing glasses, even if it blocks your face. Do you think they detain people who actively avoid looking at cameras? Obviously, it’s different if you’re walking…

I’m definitely going to buy a pair of these. It’s going to look way less suspicious than a ski mask.

Holy shit, that’s a picture of the CEO? I thought it was a photoshop of an autistic kid. My world has been turned upside down.

I used to buy games based on reviews (anyone remember PC Gamer *magazines*?) but I stopped doing that once publishers started forcing developers to release games earlier and earlier in the process. Now I wait for patches and updates before spending a dime. Reviews are worthless now.