And in the end, Blizzard comes full circle and remakes Brood War...which is actually what they should’ve done from the beginning. The more boring mechanics they remove, the better. There’s a great game underneath all the bullshit so hopefully it gets to shine.

Just wanna add something about Feynman..not only did he freely move about the Manhattan Project fake town-lab, he also regularly stole tons of shit from everybody just to fuck with them (even from SAFES!). The man just loved to stir up trouble.

Minions is actually 100% practical effects. It’s probably the greatest movie ever made.

How the fuck is Command & Conquer not here?

I hope all these shootings lead to a massive increase in digital movie releases because fuck movie theaters.

Van Wilder grew up and became a superhero. I like.

Oh whoops I seem to have bad reading comprehension. My bad.

Generally the mother of the victim being on the same side as the suspect is a big clue that something fishy is going on. But yeah, let’s ignore that.

I said nothing against circumstantial evidence. In this specific case, it doesn’t add up. The train of thought you illustrated in your post looks stupid.

I hope you aren’t a lawyer.

Well, yeah. He’s black.

Praytell, what role do mosquitoes serve that is absolutely vital for the survival or existence of an ecosystem? Obviously doing this with no oversight on whatever we feel like is a bad idea, but how exactly would this be a bad idea to take care of invasive species or pests? Not every species deserves to be saved.…

It tastes like Coke if you get a bad one

This is obviously a publicity stunt for their new show. Kermit and Miss Piggy are going to be the new Ross and Rachel.

I always thought it was for show, but I just opened one up and - HOLY SHIT - it can actually hold stuff.

It’s really not fair. If I can look like a fat amorphous, vaguely human blob with my shirt off, then at minimum older ladies should be free to dangle their flaps. One day, I hope we can live in a world where everybody is equally disgusting and nobody cares.

Fold the straw into the drink so nothing comes out.

I don’t think carrying a backpack full of Everclear, Redbull, and Gatorade is a smart thing to do on a motorcycle...

If only Brady taught Aaron how to destroy evidence, he’d be a free man right now!

I can’t blame Kromer for wanting to reverse the situation the Bills usually find themselves in