I’m doing to steal that “eye roll and a wanking gesture” line. It’s just so perfect.

I wouldn’t say completely unknown but “definitely proven”. I’ve been hearing about the ocean carbon sinks for a while before that NASA study (via my oceanography and climate change classes). But yeah, your point is valid.

Even if the Ghostbusters crew wasn’t filming literally next to the hospital, there’s this thing called “the internet” that kids have nowadays. This isn’t like the 1980s or 90s, gramps.

The shuttle was fucked from the beginning because the Air Force tried to turn it into a space weapon during development. No guarantees, but it probably had a better shot at achieving its cost and reusability goals if it was built strictly to NASA’s requirements.

Wait a second, does this mean it’s not normal that my penis can see colors?

I actually have the opposite problem. Girls always think I’m hitting on them but I am just trying to be friends. :(

Tell him to watch BSG. It’s about as realistic as space battles will ever be on tv or in a movie. edit: but don’t let him see the ending or his head will explode

Oh, awesome. An article written by that guy nobody invites to parties.

Butt pirate is more of a compliment than an insult. Butts rule.

If Biden and Bernie teamed up, I think my head would explode from the sheer awesomeness

I’d rather make 0 dollars and fuck around in space than make gs-12 money doing a job I hate

Somewhere out there is a USPS worker making more money than astronauts and I think that’s wonderful

That’s just English. Plenty of other languages have actual names for the moon.

“sketchy neighborhood” is a very modest description of Philly

I also fear duck boners

This is beautiful.

I can verify this one. Don’t ask. #lifehacks #shitjustgotreal #backupundies

The In N Out* secret menu annoys me because it’s been around so long they might as well list it on the actual menu. I think they just rely word-of-mouth so they don’t have to spend money making new menus.

Now that you mention it, Trump seems exactly like a 30 Rock style presidential candidate

I will do my duty and knock up as many women as I can so that we may raise the dead and stop this madman