I hope nobody tells them about stomach acid...

He is either going to end up in solitary or shanked in the shower

Yeah, I couldn’t fit all of it in my car’s trunk so I ditched a couple pieces.

I guess you can just take off your seatbelt when you’re stopped, no harm there!

i stand by my statement!!

Yeah, but we’re not talking about whatever shit country you’re from though

It’s nice that transgender people will have a way to receive cheap/free college education, healthcare, life insurance, and access to the same job and promotional benefits that everyone else already has. But yeah your point is way more notable

What’s with the misleading article?

Put that timeline next to the rest of US history and it doesn’t seem that bad

We must develop the best and most advanced military AIs or the coming intergalactic war will lead to inevitable doom

Think of it as non-spicy / slightly sweet kim chi!

The Bills are always the first pile to go

Wouldn’t phone/webcam sex operators immediately invalidate this patent?

Illinois’s next move will be to burn all books written by dangerous black men.

This is stupid. If we give up on military AIs then the aliens are going to fucking wreck us.

That is a lot of words to out yourself as an idiot

What kind of dirty ass place do you live in? How were you going through 6 of each? It’s boggling my mind.

Uncle Vick, you’re so silly!

perhaps you should give up on using shoe laces and swap to velcro so you’ll have more brain power for your day-to-day because right now i think it’s hurting you

Birds don’t hang out around fires, idiot