“You ever taken ritalin? The effects in my experience were indeed almost exactly the same as high quality cocaine.”

GRRM’s sense of space and time is way off. Everything in the books makes no sense time-wise and it’s why he’s having trouble finishing. It’s hard to tie it up neatly when you need characters to learn and dragons to grow but you blew your load on all the interesting content in 1-2 years in universe instead of spacing…

Try to get her to stash it in the fridge if she is too lazy to clean it. At least you can save yourself from having to buy more that way.

Sir, they should be thanking you.

Bro I paid 50 dollars to see Broncos at 49ers last night. I paid money for this shit.

It’s actually a bad tv show

Fair but we’re not in Argentina

I don’t think he’s gonna read this dude but good explanation. Star for you!

I thought it sounded like one of those background Game of Thrones characters nobody remembers

This is gonna be a rare opinion but I’m glad he’s not blind. Kobe is going to be my favorite player but he’s no Lebron (who, by the way, is a Terminator sent from the future to destroy humanity through chaos dunks so I guess that means fuck the Warriors, I welcome our new overlords

Heh, back in the old days glitches were loved and revered. Oh, kids these days...

it’s really much better if you eat it fresh. always go organic, btw. you don’t want the kind with weird stuff in it...

We will go to other planets and destroy those too

I’m sooo mad that you got paid to write this article

“Is..is that a boner?”

Holy shit

You joke but that’s basically every real life military computer ever

Counterpoint: where the fuck am I supposed to watch The Expanse while ordering new underwear at 3am in the morning??

“Now more businesses can see if Google Glass can help them operate safer and more efficiently. But more employees will have to get used to wearing a video monitor that catches everything they see and do.”

Would he have been charged if he shot a black truck?