It’s exactly what Wonder Woman would do.

I think if I ever met Gal Gadot in person, I’d just burst into ugly-crying and embarrass myself right there in front’a God’n erry’body. They did such a wonderful job creating her character, and she did such a good job portraying it, and now it seems like she’s taking that role seriously and realizing how much good she…

This is seriously badass.

Fuck yes. This is courageous.

You dragged hard, girl... and she a size 12 at the most, and also iowncare WHAT size she is because she fly.

“As you press those tight paper folds together in an attempt to make one indignant lip”...

Honestly I think the whole claim is silly. I’ve been groped in gay bars by men a lot less appealing than Kevin Spacey and it wasn’t hard to get over. If it’s continued and prolonged abuse then that’s one thing, but a one-off dick grabbing shouldn’t be a big deal for most gay men.

God, Key and Peele have gotten so lazy.

“Looks great.”

He just got his bell rung a bit. Some smelling salts and gatorade and he should be just fine.

I always wished there was a time traveling A-10 movie where the pilot just interferes with historical battles while smoking a cigar and laughing like a maniac.

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

ORLY?

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.