Are you saying you don’t want everyone to have superpowers?

USA! USA! USA!

It would teach us nothing. Tardigrades are already perfect!

My guess is that one is due to Europe being at war for pretty much that entire century

At night, if you listen closely, you can hear Mercury screaming into the dark void of space, begging for love.

I refuse to believe our entire stock of these wasn’t mined from the Moon back in 1969

Incorrect. I have the most pristine butthole in the universe.

Hm shocker internet commenter hates exercise, news at 11

You’re right on the money. I’m in the middle of a BSG rewatch binge and just saw that episode. I actually teared up a little

I really wish it ended when they found not-Earth. That would’ve been dark as hell but also amazing. Although Galactica’s last fight makes the finale worth watching anyway.

Sometimes I wish I went into research so I could get paid to pull shit out of my ass.

This even is not climate change related. I’m saying this as a huge climate change proponent. We gotta keep focused on the truth because misleading people means they won’t believe reality.

I am really curious to see how this affects our gut bacterias

I wish I could high five you through the internet

I’ve always wondered what life was like during the Fall of the Roman Empire and now I understand.

his mother died for his sins

I agree. Athletes should not have unions because they get to have fun while they work.

Yeah, seriously. Why should my peers criticize me when I fuck up? That makes no sense.

I think I responded to the wrong person. My bad, dude.

Don’t run guys, that’s just the bass drop