there’s a huge gap between “too impaired to drive safely” and “too drunk to live safely”.

According to state law, blowjobs are illegal in Georgia. You going to stan for that, too?

Are you seriously, with a straight face, arguing that there sits no stage between “shouldn’t drive” and “needs to be cut off at a bar?” That’s...that’s a thing you’re actually arguing?

The people have clearly spoken. From now on we expect only the most sterling examples of humanity, only faultless tales of innocent virginal waitress waifs intent on selflessly improving humanity through tireless unpaid drudgery being scurrilously abused.

What’s wrong with serving two people 14 drinks over the course of 3-4 hours? As long as they aren’t slurring or acting inappropriately how would you know if they are over-served or not? Obviously they are too impaired to drive, but there’s a huge gap between “too impaired to drive safely” and “too drunk to live…

Pinkham’s Law bringing out burner lawyers. This is amazing.

send some college kids with ustream accounts down too to livestream it all

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

No matter how skeptical/pragmatic I am, mirrors still freak me the fuck out at night time.

FINALLY!!! I have been waiting all year for this!! Here is my story.

My grandmother lives in Illinois, just outside of St. Louis. Whenever she goes to visit the family homestead, she takes the longer route. It never occurred to me to ask why, even though it’s a 20-30 minute difference.

The reason for her avoidance of this one particular route is my mother. The year that she became…

My step-father’s mother died very suddenly when I was a freshman in high school. She was only 63 and it was a total freak accident. She had fallen and hit her head, it was all around pretty terrible..

My story won’t win any prizes and will probably sit spookily in the grey for a while, but, I’ve always liked it, and will share it anyway.

This story had to be re-told to me by my sister because I am 100% sure I have made an effort to block this. When I was in high school, I shared a room with my younger sister. One of the games we enjoyed playing was with shadow lighting. We would use the curtain as our mirror for the plays we performed. One night, I…

I’ve been waiting for this all year! This will totally dox me, but it is worth it.

I’ ve always been weary of the supernatural, anxious to find a reason behind the phenomenon, if only to keep myself from getting too scared. I have no logical explanation for what happens in my house. When we moved in, my oldest was 2. His bedroom closet has a small door in the back leading to the attic. My husband…

YAY, I’m so excited! Anyways, I don’t know if this is scary but it creeped me out.

I KNOW! So rare. Planets aligned.