No but being held without bond might have, given the severity of his crimes.

An order of protection wouldn’t have prevented him from murdering her.

She calls herself that so twig bitches like you don’t say it behind her back. /joke, from the movie.

He was the best partner Lennie Briscoe ever had and he is killing it on The Flash!

A good time, not agin time.

Not sure whatever happened to him, but in the early-aughts, there was a thing called Pete Yorn who wrote a song that people liked so he toured small clubs. I saw him with some friends in the Attic in Pittsburgh. His lackeys pulled random girls out of the audience to meet with him after the show, and my friend was one…

I’m a burlesque performer and have had a few celebs at my shows...
David Arquette was having the best time ever! Handed every performer a tip (and sent one back with a bottle of champagne) as we walked off the stage - he was very sweet!
Jesse L Martin told me he loves me - you guys...Collins. From Rent. Loves me. I died!
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Blindfold and earmuffs. With glitter. I look stunning.

I’m dying to see your ensemble for Cats!

My friends from college know my stories as “anti-climactic” so here go my “best time a celebrity was a dick to you” stories:

My friend bit Dakota Fanning on the face. But when you hear his version, she was kinda asking for it.

I’m from the town next to the one Kelly Clarkson is from, and I went to church with a guy who did theater with her in high school. He said people called her Smelly Fartson and that always bummed me out because she seems super sweet, but also that is an A+ asshole-given nickname.

You just described my entire extended family.

Not a dick to me directly, but to my shitty ex. He deserved it.

*takes long breath* Okay so it was Labor Day weekend in LA and my friend decided to have her bday party at the rooftop of this swanky hotel in Santa Monica. It being Labor Day, there was no one else there but our party (about 20 something people), and then in walks Chelsea Handler with a small entourage of older gay…

That’s probably the nicest he’s ever been to anyone.

Well there’s ‘fun mean’ and ‘not fun mean’, depending on how much we’ve had to drink.

Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys almost got me fired. I was the sales rep for his record label at Virgin Megastore Times Squarewhen the charity record “Concert for Tibet” came out. The label told me that because it’s a charity record, there was no promotional budget so I had their buyer bring in a respectable amount of…

“Because she’s mean Irish.”

Do we come in a non-mean variety?

Jane Lynch