This week I took 50 high school students to Disneyland. I work at a high school and it IS relevant to the course aims. Two months ago I had applicants for chaperones coming out of my ears, (free tickets and one hour of work will do that) but come the day before and almost all of them force their students to give their…

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

"The only reason I don't have a hard-on is because I had a Snickers earlier today!"

Sure, but surely it takes more time to go to McDonald's than to poop

Lorde has a steady boyfriend, visits home fairly often, and her mom tours with her a lot.

Don't know why, but I think Jennifer Lawrence.

Grew up poor in the US, had a big break in her mid to late teens, is so famous she'd continue to be in the spotlight if she did no work for years. Is in two major action franchises (X-Men and The Hunger Games), so she's set on royalties and her role as Katniss puts her in…

I searched celebrities born in 1988, because I am currently unemployed, and I'm thinking Janel Parrish, who is apparently in Pretty Little Liars and DWTS. She did some work before, but her break was in the Bratz movie, 2006, so her fan base is probably young. She was born in Hawaii, but her mother is Chinese, and she…

I think it's Vanessa Hudgens. Although she is not from a poor country, her mom is. She had some acting jobs before she turned 19, but that was when she got her big break in High School Musical. She appeals to the kid demographic and is on TV a lot. She is 26 years old.

Once this person said they deliberately fudged details:

I'd rather not guess...

What should I do? How do I stop feeling this way? Do I just drop everything and become an accountant or whatever?

If the gendered pronouns were changed to male, i would be near convinced that this is Zayn Malik.

I'd be pretty sad if I wasn't allowed to poop.

I think I'd probably end up doing it anyway, but we all know I have poor self control.

Does America count as a very poor country?

"...I tried to change the details so no one can recognize me because I don't want this post to end up in tabloids."

You got me. It was me.

Most people are irresponsible and foolishly think they are responsible.

She's dead because she tried to keep two idiots from driving drunk and killing other people/themselves. Doesn't that just effing suck.

but you don't mention whether she divorced her husband for running away. She divorced him for running away, right? Right?